"We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t take skinny dips in the ocean, because there’s no service on the beach and adventures aren’t real unless they’re on Instagram. Technology has doomed the spontaneity of adventure and we’re helping destroy it every time we Google, check-in, and hashtag."
- Jeremy Glass, We Can’t Get Lost Anymore (via solunars)
(Source: her0inchic, via leadmebackintoyourarms)
parent walks into the room while i'm on tumblr
me: stares at google
me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
(via hey-hyeriy)
will smith everybody
he’s so aggressively proud and determined to direct attention to his wife and son. first he’s like, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY AND STRENGTH AND POWER AND SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME, and then with his son, he’s like LOOK, I MADE A THING, AND I AM PROUD OF THIS THING THAT I MADE.
I MADE A THING
(via whysocoy)
